So... I guess I'll randomly go where we left off from last time.

















Rules of the NPC (NPC = Non Playable Character.): The only big rule is always indicate who you are like "random NPC:" followed by quotes.
For example: Random NPC: "Hello!"

Rules as a player: Like the rule of NPC you have to indicate who you are. For you as player just put "You"
For Example: You: "Well that was pointless!"
The other rule of the player is the DM talk (DM = Dungeon Master.) indicated by a "*"
For example: *You walk into a cave.*

ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY "The side quest that just never ends!" ARE ONLY Ryosuke, Death Seraph, Scizzoman AND ÞLä§м@ $σµl™!

Where we last left off are hero was in a HUGE battle... in which last over a year... or what seemed like a year was only a few hours.

Finally beat the gay ass battles.
For some reason I kept going into some sorta area which was WAY bigger then the actual area I was originally in, on top of that, the battles took so long and where so time consuming!

Now I'm out of that cave time to travel back to (Enter name here) and give him the ashes...

Death Seraph or Scizzoman, you have to make the rest up meaning you are the NPCs... or we can switch out. Either way works...

Thanks for the ashes, but before I make the potion I'm gonna need a few more regeants. Plus, a recipe...

First, head to generic primative forest village and find an alchemist. Retrieve the recipe for me and return here. And before you ask, NO the alchemist can't make the potion, because I have the ashes. Take THAT!

Random NPC: "Oh, you're looking for Generic Primitive Forest Village? It's southwest of here, in the Forest of Death. Don't worry, it's just a name!"

*You go into the "Forest" of "Death"... then suddenly you are running away from a monster *

You: "He said it was just a name!"
Some random NPC: "Well, look around does this look like a forest to you!?"
You "You may have a point there!"

*You run though the "Forest" of "Death" to the village by passing the monsters that are so over powered*

*You get to the alchemist.*

"finally!"

*You try to open the door but...*

TEXT: "IT'S LOCKED WITH A SIMPLE LOCK!"

*You look up at the TEXT*

You: "What the hells does that mean!?"

*You talk to some random NPC who says*
Guy 1: "The alchemist has not been out for days... I wonder whats wrong?"
You: "Well it is 12:00am... I guess he's sleeping."
Guy 1: "That could be why... seeing how it always night here."
You: "No it isn't... are... are you colour blind...?"
Guy 1: "OH GOD MY SECRET!

*Guy 1 goes and attacks but misses.*
*You attack with for 20 hps and hit*
*Guy 1 is dead*

"Well... that was sad and pointless!"

*You pick up a pick lock by killing Guy 1"

You: "Maybe I can use this..."

*You use the pick lock on the door, it opens*

You: "YAY!"

*You end up stealing the items you need... also some useless items.*
*You travel back through the "Forest" of "Death" but you encounter a wolf like enemy that is EXTREMELY OVER POWERED AND YOU HAVE TO BEAT*
*For over then 1000~ times you finally beat him!*
*You travel back to Death Seraph to give him the items... hopefully he can make the potion for you.*

Ooh, reference to that DAMN WOLF! Nice.

Random NPc: "Death Seraph has gone out to visit his cousin in the Dark Cave of Sunshine and Bunnies.

Yes, the Dark Caves of Sunshine and Bunnies. Wrap your mind around THAT! If you want to see him, yo'll have to go there.

No, I don't know why his cousin lives in a strange cave dungeon. You'll have to ask him that when you see him."

You: "Hopeful this is just the name... not like your "forest"!

*You walk a long ways, trying to find a cave that looks like sunshine and bunnies but all you find is a bunny... but it's missing a head...*

You scream up in the air "DAMN YOU!
WHY MUST THIS WORLD BE SO DAMN DANGEROUS!"

*You look down at you feed and noted a hatch and a sign that reads SUNSHINE AND BUNNIES*

You: "Cave my ass!"

*You walk in and notes Death Seraph, you go to speak to him...*

DS: "Hey, thanks for the recipe. Now I can mix the ingredients together. Unfortunately, I've lost the ingredients. Now, before you ask, NO I didn't lose them to make your life difficult. Anyway, here's the list"

Recipe: Elixer of STFU

Ashes of the Forbidden One
Powdered Mandrake
Eye of Scizzoman
Orange Juice
Love

DS: "The powdered Mandrake can be obtained from Unpowdered Mandrake. The OJ can be found at your local supermarket for the low low price of just $599.00 USD. As for the others, you're on your own. Oh, by the way, you have 7 days to complete this, otherwise I'm gonna get bored of standing in the same spot."