Naoto: Then indulge me; What is your true involvement with this case?

Yosuke: Wow, you're so good at killing the mood, it's almost funny.

Yukiko *drunk*: Wellllll, we save people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the TV. Then, we do things like "Persona!" and we beat the crap outta Shadows...

Naoto: Do you take me for a fool?

Rise *drunk*: Ish true! PERRSONAAAA!

- Persona 4

I dunno why, but Yukiko and Rise sound hilarious drunk.

Tycho: "You want to "beat me" at Crayon Physics? Its a single player game."

Gabe: "I bought another computer, and two Cintiqs. We're taking this shit Head to head"

Tycho: "This must have been very expensive."

Gabe: "Whatever. Get your fucking styles out, pussy."

Gabe: "Your rectangle looks like a fucking rhombus."

Tycho: "What's a rhombus?"

Gabe: "A rhombus is a kind of rectangle a bitch would draw."

Penny Arcade.

I found this funny for some reason!

Rahm Kota: Vader thinks he's turned you. But I can sense your future. And Vader won't always be your master. I sense only... Me?

*Apprentice kicks him through glass into space.*

-SWTFU

Lisa: "Tickets to the Krusty Anniversary Show! Oh, he must want me to go with him..."

Bart: "This isn't fair, I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test!"

Lisa: "I don't know if I should go... I don't even like him."

Bart: "You're right, you shouldn't go. That wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you."

Lisa: "But what if he wants to hold hands?"

Bart: "I'm prepared to make that sacrifice."

Lisa: "What if he wants a kiss?"

Bart: "I'm prepared to make that sacrifice."

Lisa: "What if he-"

Bart: "Lise, you don't want to know how far I'd go."

<i><b>The Simpsons</i></b>

Crazy Guy: "FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE, WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS!"

Chief Wiggum: "Hey I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me you name."

Crazy Guy: "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR 'RULES'!"

The Simpsons

And now for something completely different.

Matt: "Mr. Vlad, why aren't you in Paris?"

Chef Vlad: "Paris is charming for a time, Mr. Cruse. It is like one of their delightful little pastries. It sits there looking plump and smug and <i>delicious</i>, but let it sit too long and it becomes soggy and <i>repellant</i>. There is no energy in Paris, no dynamism. An artist like myself must move on. Also I set fire to the French president."

Matt: "You don't say."

Chef Vlad: "Yes, I could not stay a moment longer."

Kate: "What exactly happened Mr. Vlad?"

Chef Vlad: "The President's moustache was excessively long, and I was preparing creme brulee. He came between me and my blowtorch."

Matt: "It was an accident though?"

Chef Vlad: "No, no. We were having a difference of opinion about the thickness of the sugar crust. He had some very vexing views on the matter. It was regrettable, but these things happen from time to time. There was question of a prison sentence so I left town rather quickly."

<i><b>Starclimber</b></i>

Yeah, I quoted a book. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

“We should never have left La Safouri. In Christ’s name, a blind man could see that.”

“Is that so? Then why didn’t some blind man speak up and say so before we left? I’m sure de Ridefort would have listened and paid heed, especially to a blind man.”

“You can shove your sarcasm up your arse, de Belin, I mean what I say."

- Standard of Honor

Ha, I quoted a book. And it was in 11th century english.

"Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. One time I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. The other day I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years.

<i>Who the hell did I hit?</i>"

<b><i>Family Guy</i></b>

Posted because me and ÞLä§м@ $σµl™ were laughing our asses off at it. And because I always forget about it even though it's funny.