Clavat: Once, I heard that there was a Moogle weak against Thunder. Shocking, isn't it?

Lilty: Yeeeeah, I don't think we should hang out anymore.

- FFCC: EoT

*If you get a D Rank on Edy Detachment DLC*

Edy: "I refuse to accept it!"

Homer: "Wha--? What was that Miss Edy?"

Edy: "How could I get a D Rank?! ME!"

Homer: "A D... Rank? Um... What?"

Edy: "The only appropriate rank for me is an A! MAYBE a B. On a bad day. As a joke."

Homer: "Wow. Impressively oblivious..."

Edy: "But no, it was a D! Unbelievable! Ugh, the whole thing took way too long. Hello? Are you listening out there?! I'm talking to you, sloth-fingers!"

Homer: "Miss Edy? Who are you talking to?"

Edy: "Quick! Graceful! I have standards! If you're going to control me, then get wise!"

Homer: "Hee hee. Completely ignored again..."

Edy: "Do we have an understanding? Hmm?! Good, Homer, we're leaving."

Homer: "Huh? We're through neglecting me?"

Edy: "What are you babbling about? Come on! We're doing the whole thing over, from the top!"

Homer: "Wha--? Miss Edy, I don't understand..."

Edy: "I refuse to let this rank stand! Now quit your dawdling, Homer!"

*Edy punches Homer*

Homer: "HRRNG! I... I don't get it, but... Mmmm... Yes ma'am..."

<i><b>Valkyria Chronicles: The Edy Detachment</i></b>

Lawl. Fourth wall breakan.

Sherlotta: This is the book, right?

Elice: Yes! Yes! That's the one!

Sherlotta: Fishing Fan Monthly. Fly Fishing: The New Retro Boom? Top 10 Secrets of Fishing Bass? The Art of Making Lures?

Elice: Wh-What kind of magazine is this? Why is it in the library? And how has it survived for 2000 years?

Sherlotta: ...

Elice: Er, m'lady? I realize that 2000-year-old fishing tips must be VERY fascinating, but...

- FFCC: EoT

Kamina: If your fat ass slows us down I'm leaving you behind, Undergrounder.

Yoko: Hm? Do you want lead bullets so far up your ass that they come out your nose, "Leader?"

<i><b>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann</i></b>

Two quotes about Konata's dad's creepiness.

Sojiro: Hey, Konata, I was wondering if you could help me in that game I just got. You see...

Kanata: It's nice to see those two playing video games together...

Sojiro: ... so anyway, I was just wondering when you get to the sex scene, and...

Kanata: What the hell kind of games are you playing with our daughter?!

And another...

Konata: Hey dad, how come whenever I see something on the news about young girls being attacked by some creepy old dude, I think of you?

I'm not sure why, but this conversation had me laughing my ass off. Mostly the voices in the TV show:

Yui: Yoo-hoo! Boy, it's getting cold out there.

Konata: Hey there nee-san. Come on in.

Yui: Whatcha watching?

Konata: Just one of those detective dramas.

Yui: Oh, is it anything good?

Konata: Not really, there's nothing else on.

TV Cop: That's it, I got it! <i>That</i> guy did it!

TV Guy: One moment please Detective, don't you think there's something strange about this case?

TV Cop: 'Course not, this solves it! Who are you anyway? This ain't your business!

Yui: Oh brother. That's the perfect example of why the cops are such morons!

Konata (to herself): Uh, aren't <i>you</i> one of those cops?

*Telephone rings*

Konata: Perfect timing Mr Telephone. We're almost at the part of the show where the bad guy confesses everything.

Yui: How do you know that?

*Konata points at the TV, the characters are standing on a cliff*

TV Cop: So... I guess <i>you're</i> the one who did it!

TV Criminal: Yeah whatever, I give up.

Yui: Could someone please tell me why all cop shows have to end at the top of a cliff?

Konata: Maybe it's because nobody can ever force themselves to g through with anything unless they've been pushed to the edge of a cliff.

<i><b>Lucky Star</i></b>

Yeah it loses a lot without voices but it cracked me up for some reason.

And the fucking manga shop owners are the greatest bit characters in any series ever. Including the awesome FMA bit characters.

Welcome to the STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!

Narumi: Hey, Raidou, you know this dame? She don't seem too hysterical, so I doubt it's a case.

- SMT: Devil Summoner 2

I lol'd, for obvious reasons.

Fat Lady: WHAT'S THIS! OH! SLEEPING FOREST!?

Ikki: AHH! I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA EAT ME!

Fat lady: Shut up, I told you I'm not gonna eat you.


-Air Gear