Homer: "Maggie you learn you numbers from these bollard balls, while Daddy gets happier and happier then sadder and sadder"

The Simpsons

I found this one of the funnier moments in one of the newer eps of The Simpsons
Also thought it was time I posted on this so Scizzoman can put Lunar quotes... I maybe put a Last Remnant quote... it was relatively funny.

Screw Lunar quotes. FMA FTW.

*Winry stares at Armstrong*

Armstrong: "Er... I think I'll go chop about a year's worth of firewood. Yes."

<i><b>Fullmetal Alchemist</i></b>

My Favorite quotes from D.Gray-Man:

Kanda: IDIOT BEAN SPROUT!
Allen: I've told you before, the name's Allen.

"Worry not, for I am Awesum" - Chief Bak
(I misspelled because it would turn super special if I didn't)

"I AM NOT A STALKER!!" - Chief Bak
(after Allen finds a ton of pictures of Linalee in Bak's files)

"What is this, an anime convention?" - Welch, after looking at your party

- Star Ocean 4

Lackey: "Usually all I do is stand here and say 'Yes Master Marik.'"

Marik: "Hey, that is all you do isn't it?"

Lackey: "Yes Master Marik."

Marik: "When we get back to Egypt, remind me to dock your pay."

Lackey: "Yes Master Marik."

Marik: "And say goodbye to your Gummi Bear collection."

Lackey: "...Asshole."

<i><b>Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series - Episode 39</i></b>

Lelou: hooaa!?


Watch it. best 1/2 second clip repeated for 10 minutes on youtube ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiwYeihYwgw

Damn that Arthur!

Welch (hologram wearing a maid costume): Welcome back, master.

Edge: Eh? Master?

Welch: I found some old Earth literature in the record room on the moonbase. Apparently, men love it when women dress up as Victorian Maids and call men their "masters".

Edge: ... I don't get it

Welch: Oh... ok, then...

(hologram changes to Japanese school swimsuit)

Welch: Hey, onii-chan, do you think you could help me with my homework?

Edge: What the hell does that even mean?

Welch: I dunno. Brother, I think?

Edge: ... I don't have a sister. Also, where on Earth could there POSSIBLY be literature like that?

- Star Ocean 4

loljapanesesexualinnuendo. I bet it was even better in the JP version, where people could actually get the joke.

Lulz.

Finally I can post mah FMA quote.

Mustang: "It isn't perfect. The world isn't perfect. But it's there for us, doing the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful."

Hawkeye: "...Shut up and eat."

<i><b>Fullmetal Alchemist</b> - Episode 51: Laws and Promises</i>

Poor Mustang. Hitting on Hawkeye never works out.