Tsuruya: What's the matter Mikuru? Is another creepy old geezer stalking you or did your doctor tell you that you've got athlete's foot?

- TMoHS

Sure, it's one of those quotes that you have to hear rather than read, but it's still great.

Poor acting + poor writing = win XD

Ikki: BREAST SQUEEZE ATTACK!

-Air Gear

nuff said.

Ah, Episode 0 quotes eh? How 'bout an old bad-acting favourite.

Itsuki: "What would you do if I told you that you were becoming a nuisance?"

<i><b>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya</i></b>

Then I'ma steal yer favorite

Kyon (narration): We're back, and I think we're at Itsuki's house. What bothers me is that Mikuru, who was carried here by Itsuki, looks like she's just gotten out of the bath. Are we supposed to think that she was given a bath by Itsuki? You gotta be kidding! Then, this would be the point when everyone's doubt turns into a white-hot rage, building to a desire to kill. But for now, I will not give it much thought, doing away with all the emotions that might be bubbling up. We are, after all, watching a movie, with actors playing characters. This isn't reality right? ... *Itsuki moves closer to her*

... Okay, how is this happening right now?! If your mouth gets any close to her, someone off camera is gonna come and kick your ass dammit!!

- The Same

Ha. Take that.