Hail the all powerful lord and master of the Webcomics board!
If you should cross me I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit reaches its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will appear above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
Crap, I scared myself. And yes, this is technically on topic. See:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10
